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raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole

(Source: cokeproblem)

  • Uterus: oh you have a completely full day of activity??
  • Me: don't
  • Uterus: and a sleepover afterwards??
  • Me:
  • Uterus: hardly any breaks??
  • Me:
  • Uterus: wouldn't it be a shame
  • Uterus: if something were to
  • Me:
  • Uterus: happen

" My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.


My 92 year old grandma.

(via teilzeit-arschloch)

(Source: lule-bell)


Got both horses lightly worked before the sun completely set. I will never take this beautiful view for granted.

Rest in paradise you beautiful souls….

" No, fuck you. I was worth it. "

- and I’m still worth it // R.R. (via hefuckin)